Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 2 different games.) Total Medal Score: 460 Points
Medals Earned: 11/20 (65/260 points)
Use your toaster while next to Chasey and get away.
Hit Chasey with a Microbomb close enough to blast you away.
Get to the end of Snowy Summit.
Get to the end of Grass Greens.
Get caught within the first 100m.
Get to the end of Sandy Seas.
Jump over Chasey and get away.
Don't collect a crate in a chase.
Get to the end of Volcano Valley.
Jump over Chasey and get away three times in one run.
Collect five crates in a single chase.
Spend 20 seconds in the air before landing
Get to the end of Ghastly Graves.
Reach the maximum level of any stat.
Achieve 2,500ft in Forever Chase.
Get to the end of the Laboratory.
Complete any area without messing up.
Jump over Chasey and get away five times in one run.
Collect ten crates in a single chase.
Achieve 5,000ft in Forever Chase.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
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I hope you chose the money.
